Barbara Bush Strikes a Pose Next to a Guy's Bulging Crotch

Perhaps the best "What the Fuck?" of the week comes to us courtesy of TMZ, who has obtained absolutely shocking photos from Barbara Bush's 84th birthday bash. First, the world was subjected to the sight of former President George H.W. Bush getting a sort-of lap dance from a girl in a bikini. Now, here's Mrs. Bush posing with a chiseled piece of man meat wearing nothing more than a Speedo. What a total slut. 

Both swimwear-clad partygoers are actors from a local (Maine) production of A Chorus Line. Now this dude might know how to rock a Speedo, but nobody does it better than Michael Phelps. 

Speaking of guys in Speedos, I wish that somebody with too much time on his hands would make 6-minute slideshow of nothing but guys in Speedos. Wait! Somebody has?! Watch: